Their MP, Ian Gibson, had to stand down over his misuse of expenses. Their policies have created a crime wave in many areas. They have been systematically deconstructing the British way of life from the pub to the pulpit. They keep legislating to reverse the freedoms our forebears fought to preserve.

I guess some people just love being swindled and told lie after lie after lie after lie.

Yes, I would suggest the 6,243 people in Norwich North who voted New Labour have to have something wrong with their thinking.

Perhaps some are masochists. ‘Yes, yes, tax me more; yes, yes, tell me those lies, those sweet little lies; betray us to foreign powers; make my children’s education so bad they would learn more by hanging out at a pool hall; take me away if I express an unauthorised opinion: ooh, handcuffs – yes!’

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