A regular commentator has sent me this image in an email. It’s made my day. Can’t wait for the real thing.

"I always knew they'd come for me one day."

We’ll have the watch back, please. In fact, everything you own will be auctioned off to help, in a very small way, repair the damage you have caused.

UPDATE 10.25PM: I am told that a hat-tip is due to Tractor Stats. Well done, sir.