"Give me new taps or I'll disembowel you."

I just thought you’d like to know that we’ve spent £650 buying Abu Hamza nice new taps for his cell in Belmarsh Prison that he can operate with his hook.

Even though he could manage the old ones perfectly well.

A prison source said bosses at the jail were always bowing down to his demands. “It seems that whenever he says, Jump’, the authorities ask him, How high?’, ” said the source. “No one in here can understand why we’re spending the money to do this when he’s had no problem using the same taps as everyone else for the five years he’s been here.”

Gosh, they’re only celebrating diversity. He was jailed for seven years for inciting murder and preaching hate at Finsbury Park mosque. The amazing thing is that he is still incarcerated and hasn’t been given a few grand to relocate to sunnier climes.

The Americans and Yemenis have both wanted Hamza extradited to face trial for suspected crimes, but so far without success. Meanwhile, our shameful government are still reluctant to prevent the extradition of hacker and Asperger’s sufferer, Gary McKinnon, who faces the rest of his life in an American jail if found guilty.

More of that great British justice. Don’t you just love it?