This is one of the questions posed on the Daily Mail-o-matic headline generator. At the click of a mouse, it also invented these Mail headlines. Some of them are frighteningly appropriate…

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL SCROUNGE OFF YOUR PETS?

HAS DUMBING-DOWN INFECTED THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH AIDS?

WILL BINGE DRINKING MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

ARE THE GERMANS RIPPING OFF YOUR PENSION?

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVEN BRITISH JUSTICE CANCER?

WILL THE POLES STEAL FROM YOUR HOUSE?

HAS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT TURNED THE ROYAL FAMILY GAY?

WILL RUSSELL BRAND DESTROY ENGLAND?

ARE IMMIGRANTS DEVALUING PROPERTY PRICES?

WILL LESBIANS DESTROY BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

WILL HEALTH & SAFETY GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

COULD THE INTERNET TURN HOMEOWNERS GAY?

WILL NEW LABOUR HAVE SEX WITH THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

ARE GYPSIES SCROUNGING OFF THE CHURCH?

HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH GIVEN YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?

WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HURT YOUR CHILDREN?

IS BINGE DRINKING KILLING THE MIDDLE CLASS?

WILL GYPSIES DESTROY CLIFF RICHARD?

WILL CHANNEL 4 HURT COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

HAS THE LOONY LEFT MADE BRITISH JUSTICE IMPOTENT?

ARE YOBS KILLING YOUR PENSION?

IS BINGE DRINKING MAKING CLIFF RICHARD OBESE?

HAS NEW LABOUR TURNED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GAY?

COULD GAYS RUIN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

ARE THE FRENCH MAKING ENGLAND IMPOTENT?

COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOUR PETS?

COULD THE GERMANS RUIN ENGLAND?

WILL IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATE YOUR CHILDREN?

WILL MUSLIMS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

WILL SINGLE MOTHERS GIVE THE ROYAL FAMILY SWINE FLU?

ARE THE FRENCH MAKING BRITAIN’S SWANS IMPOTENT?

HAS THE BBC MADE HOMEOWNERS OBESE?

IS CHANNEL 4 GIVING THE QUEEN CANCER?

IS THE BBC TURNING YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?

COULD GORDON BROWN MOLEST YOUR PENSION?

HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION TURNED HOMEOWNERS GAY?

WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVE YOUR PETS CANCER?

IS FEMINISM MAKING PENSIONERS IMPOTENT?

COULD THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT GIVE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY CANCER?

HAVE GYPSIES STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN’S SWANS?

IS BRUSSELS DESTROYING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

WILL RUSSELL BRAND BURGLE YOUR HOUSE?

WILL MUSLIMS GIVE CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?

COULD MUSLIMS SCROUNGE OFF PENSIONERS?

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HURT YOUR PETS?

COULD FEMINISM RUIN PROPERTY PRICES?

COULD CHAVS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOUR DAUGHTERS?

ARE GYPSIES DEVALUING THE COUNTRYSIDE?

HAS THE NANNY STATE MADE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?

HAVE MUSLIMS STOLEN FROM YOUR MORTGAGE?

HAS RUSSELL BRAND HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS?

IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL RUINING ENGLAND?

HAS THE LOONY LEFT KILLED ENGLAND?

HAS THE MMR JAB GIVEN THE QUEEN CANCER?

IS BINGE DRINKING INFECTING YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?