Yes, I know the very idea is hilarious after they welched on the ‘promises’ in their last manifesto. Maybe a pledge is a real promise. A bona-fide, non-fingers-crossed-behind-your-back sort of promise. Or maybe it’s just a furniture polish.

Those nice people at mybillboard.net have again gone to the trouble of enabling us to make our own, more realistic, posters and pledge cards.

Here is mine. I intend to fisk the real pledge card later today.