I was thinking of writing an April Fool post, but didn’t get round to it in the end. Anyway, how can you tell the difference these days? Leg-iron had a look through the newspaper websites on the 1st and found many unbelievable stories, but alas, they were all true. He found this good attempt at an April fool by the Express. He writes,
By this time next year it will be, once more, easy to spot the spoof news story for April 1st. It will be the only one that makes sense.
So I thought I would run this story (not an April Fool) by you…
Barack Obama has very long scar that goes up the side of his head and over his crown. What is that? What happened?
No one in the media asks.
We can’t see his medical records, his school records, his college records, or his birth certificate. He’s almost done with his first term, and we still know almost nothing about the background of the President of the United States. Very strange.
Whatever happened to create that scar, it was clearly something serious.
Was it a brain operation? Has it affected his thinking? Is he really an alien from another planet, which would explain no birth certificate? We have no proof as to where he was born, to whom, where he came from, or what is national origin is. Maybe he’s one of the androids (a replicant), like in Bladerunner, not really human at all.
This is why we need answers — to put a stop to this kind of speculation.
Even Obama’s pal Hawaii Governor Neal Abercrombie could not locate Obama’s birth certificate after boasting that he would find it, produce it and forever bury the birther issue. But no luck. He abandoned the quest. Obama’s political team has spent millions of dollars preventing release of his birth certificate, which now allegedly sits in a sealed vault somewhere in Hawaii. But no one is allowed to see it. No one can find it, not even the governor of the state, after making a much-publicized and valiant try.
Obama’s just one big Mystery Man, which just adds intrigue to what that huge scar on his head is all about. What the heck is it?
The big scar also might explain why Obama can’t speak without a teleprompter and why he often gets lost, even while reading the teleprompter.
If’s he’s a replicant (like in Bladerunner) and not really human, this might have been a case of Obama’s circuitry misfiring. That seems to happen a lot with Obama.
The question is: When will the media start inquiring into what that huge scar on his head is all about?
The man is obviously a puppet leader for the New World Order, but does he just have an unusual skull, or is there something more going on? I would be surprised if the back of his head opens up to reveal computer circuitry – unless perhaps they put the workings of a Sinclair ZX80 in there.