We’ve had a laugh over the various party political posters so far, so you would think that New Labour’s actual election posters would have been thoroughly thought out. Instead, wee Dougie Alexander has come up with this slogan:
A future fair for all
Less than an hour after the unveiling, the joke posters are on the internet.

It’s been a few days since I posted anything. I read all these stories on other blogs and the MSM and I think, “I have to write about that,” but it seems as though I am continually going over the same ground, writing about idiot policemen, lying politicians and the ‘little Hitlers’ employed by local [...]

Tonight is Burn’s Night. I won’t be participating in the drinking, but some haggis is bound to be ingested.
Scots Wha Hae is Bruce’s call to his men before the start of the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314, but it is just as relevant today. Just replace ‘Scots’ with ‘Brits’ and sing about our traitorous government [...]

Here’s my attempt (or, how to upset wake up most of the electorate).

UPDATE: I tweeted Kerry McCarthy to let her know about this poster:
StewartCowan @KerryMP Finally made my Cameron poster http://www.realstreet.co.uk/
KerryMP @StewartCowan That’s my least favourite so far!
StewartCowan @KerryMP It’s my least favourite too actually. No humour, just the truth! Oooh, it hurts…
I think Kerry [...]

All the bad stuff gets a bit depressing sometimes, so, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, allow me to introduce you all to the first ever Real Street Variety Performance. Our first guest is singing her number one hit from 1992. Please welcome Miss Tasmin Archer…

Amazing! And now, from north of the border… Laurel and [...]

An original song. Although primarily about 9/11 it does touch on some other issues such as the dumbing down of the public, the bombings of 3/11 and 7/7, the global warming/carbon tax scam, the central banking scam, fluoridated water, toxins in vaccines, the Kennedy assassination, the false left-right paradigm, the Rockefellers, the Saudi Corporation Ptech, [...]

1. The Conservatives will win a May election. Prime Minister David Cameron will tell us how much he cares about a fair society and giving help to hard-working families. It will be just like another Gordon Brown. People will pull their hair out.
2. There will be more ice in the Arctic Ocean this summer, continuing [...]

These are repeat resolutions:
Keep off the booze. This is quite an easy one now after twelve years, but I know I must never be complacent.
Keep boycotting Nestlé. Child slave labour and marketing milk powder to women who would have healthier babies by breast-feeding them is totally out of order. Join me.
Keep from buying a TV [...]

I have added the Dundee Wifey to my very short (exclusive!) blog roll. Not only does she post interesting articles, she also tends to respond to comments.