Dear Gordon,
Gold touched £1,000 (that’s pounds sterling) an ounce earlier in the week. You sold half our reserves at under $300 (yes, dollars) an oz when you were Chancellor of the Exchequer.
When the Bilderbergers instructed you to destroy the British economy, you obliged big time. I’m sure the IMF top job will be yours one [...]

Congratulations are due to our previous Dear Leader, but some people are a bit miffed:
THE appointment of Gordon Brown as an adviser to a key world economic body met with anger last night.
Mr Brown, who saddled Britain with a huge debt during his time as Chancellor and Prime Minister, has been appointed as an adviser [...]