Tonight is Burn’s Night. I won’t be participating in the drinking, but some haggis is bound to be ingested.
Scots Wha Hae is Bruce’s call to his men before the start of the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314, but it is just as relevant today. Just replace ‘Scots’ with ‘Brits’ and sing about our traitorous government [...]

There was a big numpty frae Fife,
Who brought to the country much strife,
The people said ‘Go’,
But Gordon said ‘No’,
I’m your Dear Leader for life.
His colleagues in turn stuck the knife in,
Not for our good; for their own skin,
Now fifteen percent,
For a party so bent,
Means the people deserve an election.
Of the General type we require,
To consign [...]