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		<title>Alex Salmond&#8217;s Scotland: A Glimpse into the Future</title>
		<link>http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2012/01/alex-salmonds-scotland-a-glimpse-into-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My computer was recently reset to its factory settings and my decent graphics software has disappeared, so I had to use the free Microsoft &#8216;Paint&#8217; programme, but I&#8217;m sure I have made my point!
This picture isn&#8217;t about the pros and cons of Scottish independence, but the cons of Alex Salmond as the politically correct, EU-loving [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My computer was recently reset to its factory settings and my decent graphics software has disappeared, so I had to use the free Microsoft &#8216;Paint&#8217; programme, but I&#8217;m sure I have made my point!</p>
<p>This picture isn&#8217;t about the pros and cons of Scottish independence, but the cons of Alex Salmond as the politically correct, EU-loving future leader of a Scotland which has &#8216;independence within Europe&#8217;: an oxymoron, as even those two wee eejits in the lower right could tell you.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SalmondS-scotland-80pc.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4295" title="SalmondS-scotland-80pc" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/SalmondS-scotland-80pc.jpg" alt="Salmond's Scotland" width="771" height="577" /></a></p>
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		<title>Mega Caption Competition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leg-iron spotted this collection of fifty very strange black and white photographs and came up with a caption for each one. I decided to do the same, but I have used the pictures to illustrate possible/probable ridiculous future EU directives, regulations and propaganda. Quite a few of the captions rely on you having read previous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://underdogsbiteupwards.blogspot.com/2011/12/fifty-captions.html">Leg-iron spotted</a> this collection of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos">fifty very strange black and white photographs</a> and came up with a caption for each one. I decided to do the same, but I have used the pictures to illustrate possible/probable ridiculous future EU directives, regulations and propaganda. Quite a few of the captions rely on you having read previous ones, so you need to go through them in order. I have prefaced each caption with an appropriate category:</p>
<p>1. Enforcement: These ladies agree: we should worry about those crazy people who don’t want to pay vast amounts of tax so that the EU can afford to orchestrate all our lives.</p>
<p>2.  Animal Rights: “The bats in the roof are protected, so we were unable to fix the hole and the rain came in.” [This one probably is a regulation already.]</p>
<p>3. Enforcement: An EU inspector rides into town incognito.</p>
<p>4. Animal Welfare: Poultry are forbidden from smoking.</p>
<p>5. Child Welfare: The moment an obese parent has to say goodbye to his child. The girl will be returned if he manages to lose 15 stone.</p>
<p>6. Animal Rights: Bears are reintroduced into Scotland, and as they are a protected species you have to let them eat you.</p>
<p>7. Health &amp; Safety: Skeletons on bicycles must wear top hats and be accompanied by another cyclist at all times.</p>
<p>8. Environment: Children must dress up as penguins once a month to drill into them the need to pay lots of green taxes to stop global warming or all the real penguins will die of sunstroke.</p>
<p>9. Animal Welfare/ Health &amp; Safety: When approaching a panda, it is best to do so wearing a Newcastle United strip as it will think you are also a panda and not be alarmed. [Although you do have to hope the panda isn’t a Sunderland fan.]</p>
<p>10. Enforcement: Masked EU Enforcers abduct this child for refusing to dress up as a penguin.</p>
<p>11. This picture has been removed because everyone is now complying with this particular law.</p>
<p>12. Animal Welfare:  If asked by poultry to help move a plank of wood, you must come to their aid.</p>
<p>13. Eugenics: Humans will be genetically modified to grow no higher than sixteen inches, to “save the planet”.</p>
<p>14. Eugenics: This boy is already thirteen inches high and knows that he must not exceed the maximum of sixteen, so has started smoking as he has heard it will stunt his growth.</p>
<p>15. Women’s Rights: Women are encouraged to whack their husband when they talk back. This one  is really serious as she has already dressed for his funeral even before he has returned from the pub.</p>
<p>16. Animal Welfare:  Pigs must be kept dry while writing their Christmas cards.</p>
<p>17. Climate Change: This is what will happen to you if you don’t pay green taxes. Lots of them.</p>
<p>18. Climate Change: This is the future if you don’t pay all those green taxes to stop global warming &#8211; temperatures will soar so high that you’ll need to take off all your clothes – then all your skin.</p>
<p>19. This EU directive is no longer necessary. Those who disobeyed it have all now been dealt with.</p>
<p>20. Equality &amp; Diversity: A blind person may now shoot deer, but must have two people shouting “woo-hoo” so he knows where to fire. [NB There is a serious conflict of equality vs health &amp; safety here. Commissioners are working on a solution and need more money to help them think.]</p>
<p>21. Eugenics: People will be allowed to keep wild animals as pets as a method of population control.</p>
<p>22. Eugenics: This girl is 17 inches tall and must be shot. She smiles and willingly accepts her fate – as a blood sacrifice to Mother Earth. She will be awarded the EU Medal of Honour (posthumously).</p>
<p>23. Climate Change: Climate experts studying data believe that 105% of the body’s heat is lost through the top of the head. The combination of a helmet and kitten reduce this heat loss by a staggering 134% and may help stop global warming. Experts believe trousers may help too.</p>
<p>24. Health &amp; Safety: Very tall people are not allowed to carry children in their arms due to new height restrictions. This law will be rescinded once nobody exceeds 16 inches tall.</p>
<p>25. Science: “There is nothing to fear from genetically modified humans,” said Kenneth, who looks like a raven.</p>
<p>26. Roads: Bob knew that once the EU had changed all the road signs into Latin the chances were high that he would become lost.</p>
<p>27. Animal Welfare:  Alcoholics Anonymous for dogs was set up despite the failure of a similar scheme for newts.</p>
<p>28. Power Hungry Nazis: Ladies love the EU Commissioners. The fact that they are dead from the neck up doesn’t seem to bother this woman.</p>
<p>29. Animal Welfare: While old people were laid out on trolleys in the hospital corridors coughing up blood, Glenda made sure that the goats were contented.</p>
<p>30. Eugenics: Although less than 16 inches tall, the little Chinese man is the eldest.</p>
<p>31. Health &amp; Safety: Smoking causes wrinkling of the skin and turns you into a dolphin with long pointy fingers.</p>
<p>32. Health &amp; Safety: After the banning of beards, those who refuse to shave have to wear deep sea diving helmets to keep in the bacteria.</p>
<p>33. Health &amp; Safety: Swimming pools have been banned altogether. Major swimming events are still permitted, but take place on the athletics track with the participants inserted into barrels of water at the start. EU Commissioners feel this is a fair compromise that will satisfy everyone without ruining the sport.</p>
<p>34. Women’s Rights: At beauty pageants, women will be allowed to remain anonymous to preserve their dignity as they wiggle their bodies around for the pleasure of shabby little men with thick glasses.</p>
<p>35. Eugenics/Snitches: “Well, you look over 16 inches tall to me. Let me measure you –  make my day! And I pledge allegiance to the other flag – the one with twelve stars.”</p>
<p>36. Eugenics/Snitches: A 17-inch giant is marched off after a valiant and true EU citizen sneaked up behind him with a tape measure then called the snitch hotline.</p>
<p>37. Health &amp; Safety: Elephants must travel in the back seat. Rhinos in the front.</p>
<p>38 Women’s Rights: To end the male domination of sport, women are encouraged to play rugby. To get the hang of it, office managers must help them kick marrows about the office.</p>
<p>39. Nutrition: Young Welsh male voice choir singers must be given access to fresh watermelons.</p>
<p>40. Eugenics/Snitches: “You see, my dear, this little chap is an example of the perfect EU citizen: he is very small &#8211; even smaller than you, does not have a beard and is stupid enough to believe the propaganda.&#8221;</p>
<p>41. Eugenics/Law &amp; Order: Prisons in the future will be very small and most people will be in one.</p>
<p>42. Freedom, they mean. Freedom is slavery.</p>
<p>43. Health &amp; Safety: This bearded man was caught not wearing his deep sea diver’s helmet, so as punishment, he is forced to go around for a week with a fox’s head glued to his groin.</p>
<p>44. Health &amp; Safety: French horn ensembles must not play on a railway line in front of an oncoming train.</p>
<p>45. Health &amp; Safety: This woman is being comforted after her companion was shot dead by the blind woman just after shouting, “Woo-hoo”.</p>
<p>46. Employment Law: The EU’s unemployed are being retrained as blackboards.</p>
<p>47. Health &amp; Safety: Another reminder of the terrible consequences of playing the French horn in the path of an oncoming express train. Even though he has no lungs, the woman is taking no chances and has blocked up her ears with cotton wool, just in case the cat can play.</p>
<p>48. Public Decency: It is against the law to be in public with a bear behind.</p>
<p>49. Health &amp; Safety: After an energy-saving fluorescent light bulb explodes spreading toxic mercury all over the carpet, these ladies find a couple of pillocks to act as a bridge so they can escape to safety.</p>
<p>50. Eugenics: This girl, terrified of the EU’s growth restrictions, is preparing to saw off her own legs so that she doesn’t need to worry about it anymore and can be free to love the EU with all her heart.</p>
<p>Please leave your own in the comments, but ensure they comply with every EU directive. Thank you.</p>
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		<title>We Reject the Decision to Deny us a Referendum on the EU</title>
		<link>http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/10/we-reject-the-decision-to-deny-us-a-referendum-on-the-eu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 04:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What is the difference between Denmark, France, Ireland and the United Kingdom?
A. The politicians in Denmark, France and Ireland rejected the votes of the people on matters concerning the European Union and the people of the United Kingdom are rejecting the votes of the politicians on Monday night.
The mainstream media gives the impression that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_4242" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 505px"><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cowardice-feather.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4242" title="cowardice-feather" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cowardice-feather.jpg" alt="Cowards in Parliament" width="495" height="486" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This award goes to every MP who voted against the people of the United Kingdom.</p></div>
<p>Q. What is the difference between Denmark, France, Ireland and the United Kingdom?</p>
<p>A. The politicians in Denmark, France and Ireland rejected the votes of the people on matters concerning the European Union and the people of the United Kingdom are rejecting the votes of the politicians on Monday night.</p>
<p>The mainstream media gives the impression that there were 111 &#8216;rebels&#8217; who voted for a referendum. I say that there were 483 who rebelled against the British people by denying us a vote.</p>
<p>I could write about how the richest countries in Europe are outside the EU or the damage that EU regulations cause British industry or the dangers in losing our sovereignty or a hundred other issues, but frankly, it would be a waste of time because it has all been said already and politicians just won&#8217;t listen.</p>
<p>I think some MPs are traitors, while others are far too naive for the positions they hold. The only solution that I can think of is to start trials to determine which ones are the traitors and remove them and deal with them in an appropriate fashion and send the naive ones onto pastures new where their ignorance of economics and history can no longer threaten the rest of us.</p>
<p>Already, there is <a href="http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20133">a new petition for a referendum</a> with nearly 4,000 votes in a day. Here is a list of <a href="http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/279404">how the MPs voted on Monday</a>.</p>
<p>MPs really must learn who it is they work for.</p>
<p>[Picture by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/max.noeu?sk=photos">Max Tasker</a>]</p>
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		<title>Unbelievable</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might remember the story of Colin Atkinson from a few months ago. He is the 64 year-old former soldier who ended up in serious trouble from his employers, Wakefield and District Housing (WDH), for keeping a palm cross on his company van’s dashboard.
Now another Christian, Adrian Smith, who works for another housing trust, Trafford [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_4229" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 316px"><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trafford-housing.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4229" title="trafford-housing" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trafford-housing.jpg" alt="Trafford Housing Trust" width="306" height="298" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Trafford Housing Trust - building towards a future without opinions... or flowerpots.</p></div>
<p>You might remember the <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/04/the-age-of-the-overreaction/">story of Colin Atkinson</a> from a few months ago. He is the 64 year-old former soldier who ended up in serious trouble from his employers, Wakefield and District Housing (WDH), for keeping a palm cross on his company van’s dashboard.</p>
<p>Now <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052319/Demoted-backing-gay-marriage-housing-managers-pay-slashed-criticising-new-law-Facebook.html">another Christian, Adrian Smith</a>, who works for another housing trust, Trafford Council and <a href="http://www.traffordhousingtrust.co.uk/">Trafford Housing Trust,</a> has been demoted, with a 40% pay cut, for stating on his own personal Facebook page that &#8216;gay church marriages&#8217; are &#8220;a step too far&#8221;. Apparently, the only reason he wasn&#8217;t sacked is because of his eighteen years of service.</p>
<p>We are becoming a nation of informants:</p>
<blockquote><p>Mr Smith was disciplined after a second colleague complained to the Trust’s ‘equality and diversity lead’, Helen Malone.</p>
<p>A few days later, Mr Smith was summoned from his home to a meeting at the Trust’s headquarters in Sale, where he was told he was being suspended while the complaint was investigated.</p>
<p>He was warned that even though his Facebook page could be viewed only by registered friends, rather than by the general public, those readers included colleagues who had taken issue with his comments.</p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps there is more to this story than meets the eye. It seems his &#8216;friends&#8217; and colleagues were ganging up on him and perhaps using his rather unassuming comments as an excuse to get rid of someone they don&#8217;t like. If he was homosexual and being bullied and harassed, it would have been a totally different matter. One phone call to Stonewall would have left his bosses and colleagues panic-stricken.</p>
<blockquote><p>A shocked Mr Smith, who managed a team looking after local housing issues, immediately removed the reference to where he worked from the page.</p></blockquote>
<p>Why remove it? I have a feeling that allowing yourself to be cowed by these creeps will be seen as a sign of weakness. The Trust has <a href="http://www.traffordhousingtrust.co.uk/your-trust/work-for-tht--jobs/faq%27s">350 employees</a>. Many of these will likely share Mr Smith&#8217;s beliefs and most will be afraid to speak out. And I hope those who grassed him up don&#8217;t get too complacent, or they could also find themselves the subject of a witch hunt if they are caught uttering a non-PC opinion (if they are capable). I would not have too many drinks at the office Christmas party if I was them. The walls probably have ears. (They will probably have a &#8216;Winterval&#8217; party, of course, so as not to &#8217;cause offence&#8217;.)</p>
<blockquote><p>The following month he was called to a disciplinary meeting before Mike Corfield, the Trust’s Assistant Director, Customers. Although Mr Smith was allowed to put his case, insiders described the meeting as ‘tense and fraught’.</p></blockquote>
<p>I can imagine. He would likely have been made to feel like scum by his interrogators. Like there was something wrong with him.</p>
<blockquote><p>According to legal documents lodged at Manchester County Court, Debbie Gorman, a ‘neighbourhood manager’ also at the meeting, said Mr Smith’s comment could cause offence.</p></blockquote>
<p>Indeed. A comment could &#8217;cause offence&#8217; but that is sometimes the price we pay to have freedom of speech. The alternative is far, far worse.</p>
<blockquote><p>But because of his loyal service, Mr Smith was instead demoted to money support adviser, handling rent collection. His pay was reduced to £21,396, phased in over a year, and he was given a final written warning.</p>
<p>Mr Smith&#8217;s solicitor has said that, &#8216;Nothing he said was offensive or abusive. His comments were calm, measured and reasonable.</p></blockquote>
<p>That doesn&#8217;t matter anymore. Freedom of speech has gone. You will comply &#8211; because someone, somewhere might be offended, especially when there&#8217;s money to be made.</p>
<blockquote><p>‘Adrian has been treated disproportionately. Even those who disagree with his opinions will surely agree that he has been treated badly.’</p></blockquote>
<p>I doubt it, actually. Some people are too far removed from reality now.</p>
<blockquote><p>Last year, the Trust, which employs 360 staff, was awarded a ‘quality mark’ from a gay support group for its work training staff in recognising homophobic hate crime.</p>
<p>But it has also angered a number of elderly residents by ordering them to remove garden benches and flower pots from outside their flats for health-and-safety reasons.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yes, they are clearly drugged up on a heady cocktail of political correctness gone mad and health and safety taken to insane extremes.</p>
<p>This is the future for everyone if this nonsense isn&#8217;t dealt with once and for all. David Cameron promised to end this sort of persecution, but as we know, he is a joker who has actually meted out similar treatment to some of his party members. It is no exaggeration to compare what is happening in the UK and EU to China and Soviet Russia. Clearly, it won&#8217;t just be Christians who will be browbeaten, but eventually, everyone but the most mindless drones will be forced to conceal their true feelings. For example, there are some people who want criticism of the EU to be a criminal offence. That would probably make criminals of the majority of the British people at the moment, but imagine it being an actual crime. How many detractors would remain?</p>
<p>One thing is for sure: I will never be employed by a housing trust. Nor would I want to be.</p>
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		<title>Open Letter to MPs on the EU Referendum Debate and Vote</title>
		<link>http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/10/open-letter-to-mps-on-the-eu-debate-and-vote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To all Members of Parliament,
Please vote on Monday to allow the people of the United Kingdom to have a say in OUR future. We demand the right to a referendum on EU membership, denied for so long and promised by Labour and Tory.
The time is now. Please don&#8217;t believe the following two common misconceptions:
1) The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To all Members of Parliament,</p>
<p>Please vote on Monday to allow the people of the United Kingdom to have a say in OUR future. We demand the right to a referendum on EU membership, denied for so long and promised by Labour and Tory.</p>
<p>The time is now. Please don&#8217;t believe the following two common misconceptions:</p>
<p>1) The EU has brought peace to Europe.</p>
<p>2) We would suffer economically outside of the EU.</p>
<p>The truth is that the European Union has only existed since the ratification of the Maastricht Treaty 18 years ago. The EU Constitution (Lisbon Treaty) has been in effect for less than two years. Before this, were such groups as the European Coal and Steel Community (ECSC) and the European Economic Community (EEC) or &#8220;Common Market&#8221;.</p>
<p>There has been &#8216;peace in Europe&#8217; since WWII largely because of the vast numbers of allied troops stationed in Germany. And of course, this has nothing to do with the EU.</p>
<p>As far as economics are concerned, we should be better off out of the EU, just like two of Europe&#8217;s three richest countries, Norway and Switzerland. The former has oil and the latter has a major banking industry.</p>
<p>The UK has both, and tons more beside, yet inside the EU, we are poorer than the only two main Western European countries that never entered the EU or its predecessors. We have been over-regulated and impoverished by the organisation which we are *still* led to believe by some that we cannot live without. The delusion has to end for all our sakes, right across political divides and right across the Continent.</p>
<p>There seems to be a growing number of MPs in the Labour and Tory parties who are now tuning in to this reality and understanding the dangers of our continued EU membership.</p>
<p>But David Cameron wants to whip his MPs into obeying orders. He is bought and paid for by his masters in Brussels. He is happy for us to continue being part of a repressive regime with a President none of us voted for, or even had the opportunity to vote for, and which we pay through the nose to sustain in contributions and through other losses (and as in all tyrannies, corruption is endemic), and now after being forced to have this debate on the EU, he refuses to allow a free vote as if he also is an unelected president with dictatorial powers.</p>
<p>Where does the will of the people enter into the equation in our so-called democracy?</p>
<p>Ed Miliband has used the upcoming debate to attack the Tories. He <a href="http://www.edmiliband.org/david-cameron-should-be-fighting-for-britain-not-squabbling-with">has written on his website</a>, &#8220;They are looking inwards. They are out of touch. They are squabbling about Europe and not fighting for Britain.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does he really not understand that &#8216;fighting for Britain&#8217; means exactly that &#8211; fighting for Britain, not laying down and allowing ourselves to be controlled like some vassal state of old, whose people are kept in serfdom for the economic benefit of the parasitic invader.</p>
<p>I urge you, as a loyal citizen of our country, to vote to allow the people of our country to decide on its future. This is the very least we deserve and a referendum now would finally honour the promise made in Labour&#8217;s 2005 General Election Manifesto, and the promises and sentiments expressed by David Cameron and Nick Clegg before the 2010 General Election would also be honoured.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
<p>Yours sincerely,</p>
<p>Stewart Cowan</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>Further reading:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/07/why-the-european-union-must-be-dissolved/">Why the European Union MUST be dissolved </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/08/the-eu-must-die-or-europe-will-die-it%e2%80%99s-that-simple/">The EU must die, or Europe will die. It’s that simple. </a></p>
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		<title>Celebrating Diversity in Scotland (but only the right sort)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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This video was uploaded to the Scottish Government&#8217;s YouTube channel the other day. It is an obvious piece of propaganda ahead of the &#8216;gay marriage&#8217; consultation. Salmond&#8217;s first words are,
In Scotland, we want to celebrate the diverse communities that make our country great.
Firstly, is Scotland still great? Secondly, what made Scotland great was hard work, [...]]]></description>
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<p>This video was uploaded to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/scottishgovernment">Scottish Government&#8217;s YouTube channel</a> the other day. It is an obvious piece of propaganda ahead of the &#8216;gay marriage&#8217; consultation. Salmond&#8217;s first words are,</p>
<blockquote><p>In Scotland, we want to celebrate the diverse communities that make our country great.</p></blockquote>
<p>Firstly, is Scotland still great? Secondly, what made Scotland great was hard work, ambitious geniuses, being part of a strong and independent United Kingdom and having a broadly Judeo-Christian culture. Each of these has been on the way out for some time now, not just in Scotland, but throughout what was once called Christendom.</p>
<p>Now, apparently, what makes us &#8220;great&#8221; are &#8220;diverse communities&#8221;.</p>
<p>Of course, the SNP, in common with all the other main parties in Britain, wants us to celebrate homosexuality, Islam and being a member of the European Union. That&#8217;s about where diversity worth &#8220;celebrating&#8221; begins and ends for our politicians. Protestants and Catholics in Scotland are certainly not supposed to celebrate their own cultures. That&#8217;s &#8220;sectarianism&#8221; aka &#8220;Scotland&#8217;s Shame&#8221;. I don&#8217;t have any time for the chants at Old Firm matches, but now the SNP are starting to tread on very dangerous ground as they try to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/8778529/Confusion-deepens-over-SNP-anti-sectarian-laws.html">obliterate all signs of this &#8220;sectarianism&#8221;</a> at football matches, which may include banning the sign of the cross from the Celtic End and the singing of &#8220;God Save The Queen&#8221; by Rangers fans.</p>
<p>I suppose congratulations are in order for Alex Salmond, as he has united Catholic and Protestant against him!</p>
<p>And leaders of the Catholic Church in Scotland have been speaking out against &#8220;gay marriage&#8221;. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14878719">The Bishop of Paisley</a>, Philip Tartaglia, has said that a Scottish government which backed same-sex marriage did not deserve the support of the Catholic community.</p>
<p>Even the <a href="http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/churches-are-at-one-on-gay-marriages-1.1127961">Free Church of Scotland</a> has spoken out in praise of the Roman Catholic Church&#8217;s stance on homosexual &#8216;marriage&#8217; &#8211; Proddy and Tim standing shoulder to shoulder to fight the evils of government. I could get to like this &#8216;diversity&#8217; lark after all!</p>
<p>At the end of his little propaganda piece, I was left wondering how much Stonewall had paid Salmond, or if he was chasing the coveted Stonewall Politician of the Year Award at <a href="http://www.stonewall.org.uk/what_you_can_do/events/2595.asp">the annual ceremony</a> in three weeks&#8217; time. He isn&#8217;t short-listed, but after a speech like that, basically asking the rest of us to try to fit in around homosexuality, I&#8217;m sure he could be shoehorned in.</p>
<p>You would think that a Scottish bunch operating out of Edinburgh would be more sensible and independently-minded than Westminster and Brussels, but they share exactly the same agenda: pretending that unity can come from diversity. Even many on the &#8216;left&#8217; now admit that multiculturalism has been a failure.</p>
<p>Salmond talks of independence and plans a referendum to try to achieve it &#8211; and <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/alex-salmond-to-let-16yearolds-vote-in-bid-to-secure-independence-2368105.html">will allow 16 year-olds to vote</a> in it to give him a better chance of winning &#8211; but Scotland could never be free with him at the helm, because he complies with every politically correct agenda on the planet.</p>
<p>Perhaps Salmond has an even more sinister motivation? Should he be successful in securing an independent Scotland, we would probably not gain automatic membership to the European Union, so appearing more PC than Brussels would shower him in brownie points.</p>
<p>Here is <a href="http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Publications/2011/09/05153328/0">the Consultation on same-sex &#8216;marriage&#8217;</a>. The SNP have already said that they want it to happen, so let&#8217;s make it as difficult as possible for them to re-engineer society to the detriment of the vast majority. Salmond, like Stonewall, talks about bullying to try to persuade us to accept the homosexual agenda lock, stock and barrel. I don&#8217;t approve of bullying, period. Bullying is not the issue, so let us not be fooled or made to feel guilty.</p>
<p>And for the UK as a whole, there is another consultation on same-sex &#8216;marriage&#8217;. We can stop the rot, but time is running out and work needs to be done. Thankfully, there are some people in the SNP with their heads screwed on correctly.</p>
<p>MSP John Mason <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14435856">tabled a motion</a> which was supported by three other SNP MSPs  and which stated that no person or organisation should be forced to be involved or to approve of same-sex marriage.</p>
<p>The former SNP leader Gordon Wilson has <a href="http://www.scotsman.com/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-east-fife/gay_marriage_a_danger_to_scotland_says_ex_snp_chief_1_1904143">called for a referendum and warned that same-sex marriage could have “extremely destructive consequences” for Scotland</a>. Mr Wilson, now chairman of the Christian faith group, Solas, co-wrote a nine-page submission to the Scottish Government’s public consultation with Solas director, the<br />
Rev David Robertson, in which they accused Alex Salmond’s government of pursuing a “harmful” shake-up of the country’s marriage laws and warned that pressing ahead with the proposals could be a danger to Scotland and that the legalisation of same-sex marriages was “an assault on Christian values” and warned that it could lead to “social disintegration” and “sexual confusion.”</p>
<blockquote><p>Mr Wilson went on to claim that MSPs backing gay marriage would be showing “cowardice, injustice and folly”.</p>
<p>He said: “This is of such a destructive nature to Scottish society that, rather than leaving the decision to a group of MSPs (who themselves are very susceptible to the threats to their careers and positions of political and media lobbying), this decision should be put to a referendum of the Scottish people.</p>
<p>“We are concerned at the way this issue is being used to demonise and attack Christianity, whilst at the same time being used to reshape and change society in a way which we believe is ultimately harmful.</p></blockquote>
<p>There are other SNP politicians who have stood up and been shouted down by colleagues (in other parties too) who hate free speech. There is clearly a lot of opposition to the idea of marriage being so drastically redefined in Scotland, so nobody should feel afraid of the bullies who would silence us. Nobody.</p>
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		<title>Everyone must be heard on the issue of same-sex &#8216;marriage&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 12:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot on the heels of the Scottish &#8220;Government&#8217;s&#8221; announcement of a consultation on &#8216;gay marriage&#8217;, the ConDem Government has proposed the same. This is a global phenomenon and our national and sub-national governments feel obligated to toe the line.
We used to lead the world in industry and invention, literature and exploration, but now all that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hot on the heels of the Scottish &#8220;Government&#8217;s&#8221; <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/09/gay-marriage-what-you-should-know/">announcement of a consultation on &#8216;gay marriage&#8217;,</a> the ConDem Government has proposed the same. This is a global phenomenon and our national and sub-national governments feel obligated to toe the line.</p>
<p>We used to lead the world in industry and invention, literature and exploration, but now all that our castrated politicians can think of <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8769845/Gays-to-be-given-right-to-marry.html">making Britain world leaders</a> in is unholy matrimony.</p>
<p>This is an illustration of what happens when a culture descends into hedonism: pleasures and comforts take over from hard work and genuine family life and child-raising. Time starts running out for that society. Already, the fertility rate of British women is below <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2010/11/must-see-video-the-futures-islamic/">the replacement figure</a>. We are literally becoming extinct!</p>
<p>The Equalities Minister, Lynne Featherstone <a href="http://www.facebook.com/notes/lynne-featherstone/equal-civil-marriage/10150816259425173">announced at the LibDem Conference yesterday</a> that,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;in March, this Government will begin a formal consultation on equal civil marriage for same-sex couples.</p>
<p>This would allow us to make any legislative changes before the end of this Parliament.</p>
<p>We will be working closely with all those who have an interest in the area to understand their views ahead of the formal consultation.</p></blockquote>
<p>I replied,</p>
<p><em>I &#8220;have an interest in the area&#8221;. A very great interest. Marriage is between one man and one woman. This is the definition and always has been and no government has the legitimacy to change the meaning.</em></p>
<p><em>Changing the definition of ‘marriage’ will have a wide-ranging influence on the rest of society. Marriage has been getting undermined for the past few decades to the point where the majority of British children are now born out of wedlock.</em></p>
<p><em>This obviously has a destabilising effect on society and legitimising same-sex unions will add to the devaluing of marriage in people’s minds and increase problems in the community.</em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em>I urge you to consider the views of everyone in this country because a change of this magnitude effects everyone.</em></p>
<p>And I really do urge everyone to get involved, because this is not just a matter for homosexuals, this is a massive shift in society&#8217;s value system being proposed and will affect us all. Marriage will be further devalued and communities will become more fragmented. Your children will be subjected to homosexual propaganda at school and in the media on an unprecedented scale.</p>
<p>Apparently, &#8220;the Government has <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14960357">indicated it is committed to changing the law</a> to allow gay marriage (sic) by 2015&#8243; So, like the Scottish bunch, they appear to have made their decision even before the consultation process has started.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s &#8220;democracy&#8221; for you.</p>
<p>Ms Featherstone continues,</p>
<blockquote><p>The consultation will only cover civil marriage for same sex couples – not religious marriage.</p></blockquote>
<p>For now. As I wrote a fortnight ago, Tory MP (yes, Tory MP) Mike Weatherley has written to David Cameron and seems to be suggesting that churches that refuse to bless the union of man and man/woman and woman should forfeit the right to perform all marriages.</p>
<p>But like everything else, it&#8217;s salami tactics at play. Homosexuality was legalised for two people over 21 in private. Then it was 18; then 16. Civil Partnerships were introduced. And when Section 28 was done away with, we were assured that it would not lead to homosexuality being promoted to children. Now, Stonewall sends out its propaganda on DVD to every school in the country and teachers even <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/03/video-frocks-and-pompoms-for-primary-school-boys/">encourage primary school children</a> to wear frocks to &#8216;discover their feminine side&#8217;.</p>
<p>Imagine the new levels of child abuse they will be permitted to get away with if same-sex &#8216;marriage&#8217; is legalised.</p>
<p>When societies descend into hedonism and decadence and throw morality out the window, they decline &#8211; and that&#8217;s why &#8216;gay marriage&#8217; is unknown in history as far as I am aware.</p>
<p>Rulers and governments weren&#8217;t THAT naive in the past.</p>
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		<title>On today&#8217;s episode of &#8220;You&#8217;ve Been Nannied!&#8221;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been in a lot of pain the past couple of days and thought I’d better stock up on more painkillers. It&#8217;s nothing terminal.
You know how they package them in boxes of just sixteen pills these days? Well, I picked up three packets of different painkillers in the local Morrison&#8217;s supermarket this afternoon, including one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_4056" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bob_monkhouse.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4056" title="bob_monkhouse" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bob_monkhouse.jpg" alt="bob monkhouse pointing" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The King of the Game Shows should have been on the checkout.</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;ve been in a lot of pain the past couple of days and thought I’d better stock up on more painkillers. It&#8217;s nothing terminal.</p>
<p>You know how they package them in boxes of just sixteen pills these days? Well, I picked up three packets of different painkillers in the local Morrison&#8217;s supermarket this afternoon, including one I hadn&#8217;t tried before just in case it is more effective than the ones I am used to, and was told by the young lad at the checkout that I was only allowed to buy two of them, so I had to choose which one to reject.</p>
<p>My protestation that I am an adult was to no avail (if the wrinkles weren&#8217;t a dead giveaway).</p>
<p>So, I was presented with a &#8220;make your mind up time&#8221; in which, after considering my needs, I chose to turn down the own brand ibuprofen, which is the one I haven&#8217;t tried before. I was half expecting to be asked, &#8220;Is that your final answer?&#8221;</p>
<p>The checkout experience started to resemble a cheap game show. I stopped short of asking if I could phone a friend or ask the audience (the people queuing behind me).</p>
<p>If Bob Monkhouse had been on the checkout, he would likely have said, &#8220;In Bingo lingo clickety-clicks, it&#8217;s time to take your pick of the six.&#8221;</p>
<p>Or in this case, perhaps, &#8220;Banning Nanny won&#8217;t leave you be, it&#8217;s time to take your pick of the three.&#8221;</p>
<p>It could have been worse. I might have walked away with just <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaLy8-P3r8">Dusty Bin</a>, or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFb1mYNC1mc">BFH</a>.</p>
<p>P.S. It helps if you&#8217;re a telly addict over a certain age to understand what I&#8217;m going on about.</p>
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		<title>How much IS that doggy in the window?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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This sign is on Congressman Ron Paul&#8217;s desk.
It could be on any desk in any country.
My two dogs had minor operations today. Both are doing fine and have just eaten heartily. I don&#8217;t mind the vet&#8217;s bill, but 20% VAT on top? It seems rather callous of the Government to penalise us like this when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ron-paul-desk.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4014" title="ron-paul-desk" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ron-paul-desk.jpg" alt="Ron Paul, don't steal" width="400" height="284" /></a><br />
This sign is on <a href="http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/politics-and-government/ron-paul%27s-desk/">Congressman Ron Paul&#8217;s desk</a>.</p>
<p>It could be on any desk in any country.</p>
<p>My two dogs had minor operations today. Both are doing fine and have just eaten heartily. I don&#8217;t mind the vet&#8217;s bill, but 20% VAT on top? It seems rather callous of the Government to penalise us like this when we want to get our pets well again.</p>
<p>Surely paying VAT on their food is tax enough?</p>
<p>VAT was 8% in the 1970s, then went up to 15%, then 17½% and now it&#8217;s 20%. Not only that, but the product range widened to include restaurant meals, takeaway food, confectionery, pet food, etc.</p>
<p>Now there are extra taxes on flights, insurance premiums, utility bills&#8230; it goes on and on, and all these are taxes on already taxed income!</p>
<p>And I dread to think what ridiculous lengths politicians will go to with their &#8220;green&#8221; taxes.</p>
<p>When does <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Tea_Party">enough become enough</a>?</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>So, how much <strong>is</strong> that doggy in the window?</p>
<div id="attachment_4016" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 450px"><a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Doggy-in-the-Window.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4016" title="Doggy-in-the-Window" src="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Doggy-in-the-Window.jpg" alt="How much is that doggy in the window?" width="440" height="286" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Dogs are often bought for children and valued by the elderly and lonely, but don&#39;t expect the government not to fleece you any way it can.</p></div>
<p>Cost of puppy: £600</p>
<p>Cost of lifetime&#8217;s food @ £1 per day: £5,113</p>
<p>Cost of vet&#8217;s bills (vaccinations; estimated other): £800</p>
<p>The VAT element (@the 20% rate) of the total is £1,085.50.</p>
<p>And I haven&#8217;t included the cost of toys, kennels and grooming, which are at least a more legitimate target for VAT, if we must have it.</p>
<p>But no wonder the dog licence was stopped. The small amount wasn&#8217;t worth collecting. This VAT racket is in a different league.</p>
<p>Would it be inappropriate to call it organised crime? Well, we seem to have the Mafia running things.</p>
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		<title>The things they expect us to believe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 02:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stewart Cowan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leg-iron likes to test how dumb some people are by telling them some ridiculous thing that he has made up and seeing if they believe him. Apparently, a lot of folk fall for his insistence that Roman roads were built straight because they hadn&#8217;t invented steering back then.
I just had a look at Leggy&#8217;s blog [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://underdogsbiteupwards.blogspot.com/">Leg-iron</a> likes to test how dumb some people are by telling them some ridiculous thing that he has made up and seeing if they believe him. Apparently, a lot of folk fall for his insistence that Roman roads were built straight because they hadn&#8217;t invented steering back then.</p>
<p>I just had a look at Leggy&#8217;s blog after writing that first paragraph and saw that he has written about <a href="http://underdogsbiteupwards.blogspot.com/2011/08/new-bogeyman.html">some of the things I was about to write about</a>. My dilemma now is whether to suggest you just read his post, try to write my own without copying bits from his, or forgetting it altogether and sticking on one of my classic comedy DVDs and relaxing.</p>
<p>What to do? What to do?</p>
<p>Actually, some of these latest news stories are crazier than the things that happen in Fawlty Towers, George and Mildred and even Red Dwarf.</p>
<p>The other day, I finished watching all 112 episodes of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075592/"><em>Tales of the Unexpected</em></a>. You may be wondering what heinous crime I committed to warrant such a cruel and unusual punishment. A few were excellent and some were woeful and the rest somewhere in between.</p>
<p>But not much is unexpected nowadays, so when the <a href="http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/liverpool-news/regional-news/2011/08/22/remaining-places-at-liverpool-s-universities-snapped-up-within-hours-92534-29278240/">Liverpool Daily Post announces</a> that,</p>
<blockquote><p>A-Level results went up for the 29th consecutive year</p></blockquote>
<p>It isn&#8217;t unexpected, because it has been obvious for years that <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyyoung/100101415/a-levels-have-become-a-national-joke/">it&#8217;s a stitch up</a>,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;the number of A-level students getting top marks nearly doubled between 1997 and 2010.</p>
<p>The reasons for this are numerous – A-level papers have got easier, examination boards are more lax, teachers are better at teaching to the test – but few people believe it’s because our children have actually become more intelligent. If you compare the performance of 15-year-old British schoolchildren to their counterparts in other developed countries when it comes to reading, science and maths, they’ve got worse, not better.</p></blockquote>
<p>Why does the government want to make youngsters believe that they are more intelligent than they are? It is right to encourage children and to praise them, but not to lie to them. Not to give them false hopes that they can go to university and get a degree and become a brilliant whatever it is they want do be, when the reality is that if they aren&#8217;t up to it they will end up deep in debt and unable to get a job that earns enough to pay it back. They will have wasted years of their lives when, if the system was run honestly, they could have learned a useful trade instead or been otherwise employed.</p>
<p>My feeling is that this whole charade has been devised to produce a shortage of workers as an excuse to increase migration and also to get as many people as possible into debt to prepare them for a lifetime of servitude to the &#8217;system&#8217; perhaps eventually to try and make them more compliant to being &#8216;chipped&#8217; at some stage in order to keep getting credit and able to buy the necessities.</p>
<p>Whatever the ulterior motives, sending half of school leavers to further education &#8211; after they have already received twelve or thirteen years of education (allegedly) &#8211; seems no way to ensure we have a productive economy.</p>
<p>But we know that the economy doesn&#8217;t matter to the elite, because another thing they expect us to believe in is the manmade climate change fraud, which is just another way to de-industrialise us while squeezing out yet more money from us in &#8220;green&#8221; taxes.</p>
<p>So even more old folk will die of the cold in winter with increased electric and gas bills, but like the thousands of teenagers whose lives are blighted unnecessarily by debt, most politicians will turn a blind eye to it all.</p>
<p>And talking of climate change, the climate surrealists are now so desperate to sell their wares to an increasingly savvy public, that they have been coming out with even more hot air than Al Gore in his fantasy &#8216;documentary&#8217; <em>An Inconvenient Truth</em>.</p>
<p>This was the film that was sent to every secondary school in Britain and which so upset Stewart Dimmock, a school governor from Dover, that he <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7037671.stm">took the Government to court for brainwashing children</a> with it &#8211; and won. I bet the BBC hated having to cover that story, because as the government&#8217;s propaganda arm, it has to perpetuate all sorts of myths.</p>
<p>One of Gore&#8217;s fraudulent claims in the film was the idea that:</p>
<blockquote><p>for the first time, polar bears had actually drowned &#8220;swimming long distances &#8211; up to 60 miles &#8211; to find the ice&#8221;. The judge said: &#8220;The only scientific study that either side before me can find is one which indicates that four polar bears have recently been found drowned because of a storm.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>But despite no evidence at all, how many people still believe that polar bears are drowning for lack of ice?</p>
<p>Now we are expected to believe that <a href="http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/2011/08/obesity-increases-global-warming.html">overweight people</a> are responsible for climate change.</p>
<p>But first prize in the <em>things they expect us to believe</em> category must go to NASA, who are suggesting that <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2027723/Aliens-vs-humans-Eco-friendly-extraterrestrials-wipe-planet-Earth-protect-civilisations.html">aliens might destroy the earth</a> &#8211; not because, as Leg-iron suggests:  &#8220;Perhaps the scientists are worried that aliens will see fat people from space&#8221; &#8211; but because our carbon emissions could be considered a risk to their civilisations.</p>
<p>Even though carbon dioxide levels were much higher in Earth&#8217;s past and even though any alien civilisation on some far-flung planet would not be affected in the slightest by our use of <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2011/08/now-60w-light-bulbs-to-be-banned/">incandescent filament light bulbs</a>, we are to be afraid of angry monsters from outer space.</p>
<p>Some people believe that governments will announce a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/dec/05/olympic-games-2012-alien-conspiracy-theory">fake alien landing</a> in order to panic the public, thus allowing them to bring in martial law on a global scale. <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2010/12/close-encounters-of-the-absurd-kind/">I wrote about the possibility of this</a> last year, after another extraterrestrial claim by NASA which was nothing of the sort, but nevertheless, still helps keep the possibility of &#8216;alien&#8217; life alive in people&#8217;s minds.</p>
<p>But to believe there are all sorts of aliens out there is to believe in something else quite unbelievable: The Theory of Evolution. Consider what I wrote at the time:</p>
<blockquote><p>People need a paradigm shift here. I speak as a Creationist, of course, but I believe there are dangerous misunderstandings which surround evolution. I don’t think “life” can occur as readily as many people have been led to believe.</p>
<p>There is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biogenesis">Law of Biogenesis</a> which states that, “life arises from pre-existing life, not from non-living material”.</p>
<p>To believe contrary to Louis Pasteur’s Law is hardly a new idea, “The ancient Greeks believed that living things could spontaneously come into being from nonliving matter, and that the goddess Gaia could make life arise spontaneously from stones…”</p>
<p>This is especially interesting as we are again living in an age where Gaia worship is widely practised, this time in the form of devout environmentalism.</p>
<p>But I suspect that NASA will keep putting out “alien” stories, especially in times where money is tight, to keep the government funding coming through.</p>
<p>And it is vital to keep up the pretence if a government ever stages an “alien” invasion as a pretext to removing the remaining freedoms even the bin Laden fearmongering couldn’t reach.</p></blockquote>
<p>And this brings me nicely onto my final topic, the attacks of 9/11 (Osama bin Laden was not considered a suspect by the FBI).</p>
<p>It amazes me how many people can <a href="http://www.realstreet.co.uk/2010/09/building-what-911s-forgotten-smoking-gun/">watch the collapse of World Trade Centre Building 7</a> and think buildings fall this way due to fire. WTC7 was not hit by a plane yet came down on the afternoon of 11th September 2001 like a controlled demolition in near freefall speed onto its own footprint. I know people are in denial when they will not even admit that it looks peculiar. The only time they will ever have seen a building collapse like WTC7 will have been a controlled demolition using carefully pre-planted explosives. But to admit government involvement to themselves would be to acknowledge that the world is a scarier and more unpredictable place than they thought it was; than they want it to be.</p>
<p>But what is really scary are the consequences of not facing the truth. The consequences are exactly as we are seeing actually happening to us: climate change used against us to tax us even further and shut down our industry; a country and its people steeped in debt; unjust laws and restrictions put on us to fight the &#8220;War on Terror&#8221; &#8211; and a global government to oversee all these things.</p>
<p>It is best to face the truth sooner rather than later.</p>
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