This is one of the questions posed on the Daily Mail-o-matic headline generator. At the click of a mouse, it also invented these Mail headlines. Some of them are frighteningly appropriate…
COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL SCROUNGE OFF YOUR PETS?
HAS DUMBING-DOWN INFECTED THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH AIDS?
WILL BINGE DRINKING MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
ARE THE GERMANS RIPPING [...]

The Press Complaints Commission has received many thousands of complaints about Jan Moir’s article about Stephen Gately in last week’s Daily Mail. I have just emailed them in support of free speech. You can contact them here.
My email read…
Good afternoon,
I wish to support the free speech of Jan Moir and the freedom of the press. [...]

As somebody who often comments on homosexual matters, I thought you would like to hear my opinions about Jan Moir’s “vile and disgusting” article in yesterday’s Daily Mail. I believe that the original article was amended, but I didn’t see it, so I’ll go by the current version.
Basically, Jan Moir cannot believe that the late [...]