Dear Gordon,
Gold touched £1,000 (that’s pounds sterling) an ounce earlier in the week. You sold half our reserves at under $300 (yes, dollars) an oz when you were Chancellor of the Exchequer.
When the Bilderbergers instructed you to destroy the British economy, you obliged big time. I’m sure the IMF top job will be yours one [...]

Congratulations are due to our previous Dear Leader, but some people are a bit miffed:
THE appointment of Gordon Brown as an adviser to a key world economic body met with anger last night.
Mr Brown, who saddled Britain with a huge debt during his time as Chancellor and Prime Minister, has been appointed as an adviser [...]

Tom Harris has posted this video of Gordon Brown listing New Labour’s “achievements”.
I imagine it sounds very convincing – to those who allow themselves to be drowned in the sea of grand ideas and emotion.

This is what I told Tom:
Any thinking person would question almost everything on this list of ‘achievements’. I don’t have the [...]

In a very unbelievable and silly speech in Coventry today, the Gorgon set out his vision for a fairer Britain. It sounded well done, actually, so that millions of gullible folk will fall for it yet again, in a sort of “fair-for-families” Groundhog Day way.
I left the following comments on Tom Harris’s blog:
Oh, Tom, it’s [...]

At the Fabian Conference today, Gordon Brown unveiled his catchphrase to win back the middle classes:
Social mobility for the majority.
But the Prime Minister has a problem with “social mobility for the majority”. New Labour clearly despises the middle classes, so it just looks like he wants more people to hate – and tax. Or have [...]

I have had the time to read more about Northwest Flight 253, which Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab allegedly tried to blow up on Christmas Day. There seems to be much evidence to suppose that this is another false flag terror attack, either to perpetuate the ‘War on Terror’ or to soften up the public to accept [...]

The petition on the Number 10 website seeking signatures to request Gordon Brown’s resignation finally ended last month. The petition read:
There are many reasons why we might want Brown to resign, but rather than having lots of narrow petitions on this topic (most of which have been rejected), I wanted one for all of us.
I [...]

A regular commentator has sent me this image in an email. It’s made my day. Can’t wait for the real thing.
We’ll have the watch back, please. In fact, everything you own will be auctioned off to help, in a very small way, repair the damage you have caused.
UPDATE 10.25PM: I am told that a hat-tip [...]

I was going to write about it in some detail, but to be honest, I’ve only listened to a few minutes of it. I soon got the impression that I would have heard it all before and have probably written about it all before as well.
From what I’ve read elsewhere, perhaps the most interesting suggestion [...]

Alex Smith over on LabourList has reproduced Gordon Brown’s latest mass email. My response is underneath.
Dear Alex,
Later today I will be flying to America to represent you at the Pittsburgh G20 and the United Nations.
I’m going to be fighting for a lot of causes close to our hearts – collective action on the global economy [...]